Funny Shayari

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1. Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.

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2. Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,
Aadmi ko shaki se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mwin itvaar bhi hona chahiye.

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3. Phone mat kiya karo dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear,
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear ,
Isliye SMS karo dear,
Without fear & veary clear.

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4. Likho to paigam kuch aise likhna ,
ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye,
har lafz me wo dard bhar do….
ke padne wala disprin kha ke so jaaye..

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5. Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri ,
Apka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye
Dilo ko repair karne ki dukaan hai meri…..

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6. Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh…
Dil ne dhadakte hua kaha…
jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi walik hai..!!!!

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7. Hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar,
Tare baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar,

Maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar,
Tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kaata murga samaj kar..

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8. Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi ,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi….

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9. Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo ,
De ke fhushi uske sare gum chura lo
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kaha janu…,
muje bhi pata lo…muje bhi pata lo….

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10. Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai
Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein ,
sirf dosti hi…
NOT FOR SALE HAI ..


11. Aye chqand taro zara inko ek hath maro,
Bister se inko niche utaro ,
karo in ke sath aqb tum fight ,
kyu ke ye so rahe the bina kaha …
GOOD NIGHT ………..

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12. Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi….
usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi..
Aur maine jo sher mara toh.,..
toh…
toh
sherni widwa ho gayi….!!!!

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13. Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadar ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain….
oh my god
i am SO INTELLIGENT NA…

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14. Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte haqi,
Dil tarasta hai use pane ko
kya aap ka dil nahi karta ….
DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?..

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15. Dost ruthe to rab ruthe, fir ruthe to jag chhute ,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe ?
nikal danda ….
maar sale ko jab danda na tute .

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16. Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se ,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
to wahikhade behosh ho gaye hum….

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17. Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ….
door se dekha toh ek sher tha….
isliye pass gaya nahi…!!!!

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18. Bhaiyo aur only bhaiyo ,
nind nahi aati mujhe tab se …..
mujhe nind nahi aati tab se,
5 rupye khoyehai jab se …!!

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19. Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai,
jinke mobile me password nahi hai..??

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20. Lo G mera ek sher arz hai ,
idher B sitam ho gaya,
udher B sitam ho gaya
message delete kardo , sher khatam ho gaya .


21. Gujrati sher….
NAZAR se NAZARmile to pucho kem che ?
NAZAR jhuki or hase to samzo k prem che.
jo NAZAR utare to samzo k aa chokri to apni ben che !!

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22. Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki.
Barish ke jitne qatre zamine par gire,
utni baar aap slip ho ke gire,
Khushiyo ke samundar mein…

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23. Apni raah khud chuno ,
dil jo kahe vahi karo,
apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do ,
aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo…
tabhi ek achche ek achche waale ban paaoge…

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24. Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad ,
ab kisi ko dekhna nahi tumhe dekhne ke baad ,
duniya chhod denge tumhe pane ke baad
khuda maaf kare itna jhooth bolne ke baad!!!

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25. Hume tumse love hai…
please refuse na karna ..
ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai…
please ise fuse na karna!!!!

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26. Mujhe mat dhudo is jahan
ki tanhai mein
thand bahut hai mein to
hun apni rajai mein

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27. Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye ,
ek cartoon jaisi cheez hai humarae pass ,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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28. Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya ,
tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya..

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29. student shayari on exams–
charo aur padayi ka saya hain
saare paper mein zero aaya h,
hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene
aur log kehte ha in sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai…..

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30. Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya ,
majnu ne teen din tak khana nahi khaya ,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein ,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein…..


31. Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye
aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho agye ,
agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to ,
hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 50 paise ho gaye .

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32. Phool girte hai jab aap ho ..
phool girte hai jab aap ho…..
aji zara dekh ke chala karo janu…
kya mere gamlo se takrate ho..!!

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33. Arz kiya hai , zara gaur farmaiyega,
naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki,
naa hi zaroorat hai faltu yaaron ki ,
ek dost chaiye aapke jaise,
jo waat laga de hazaron ki…….

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34. Larki ro ro larkay se
keh rahi hai,
larki ro ro k larke se
keh rahi hai
haath chooro jan…
meri naak beh arhi hai
happy winter season hai
aaaa chhiii…!!!!

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35. Uff sardii
jab upr likha hai k saredi hai
to neechay konsa heater laga
hy jo dekh rhay ho??
winter ki pehli ebzti mubark ho…

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36. Terib dosti mein diwane ho gaye ,
tuajhe apna banate khud se begane ho gaye ,
pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye..

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37. indagi behaal hai
sur hai na taal hai
msg box bhi kangal hai
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai ,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…

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38. yu to muhabbat ki haqeeat se hum khoob waqif the dosto,
par pata nahi kyu unko dekha to..
zara sa shauk hua zindagi barbaad karne ka..!!

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39. Na jane wo humse kuia chhupati thi ,
kuch tha uske hotho pe ,
mgar na jane kyu sharmati thi,
jab muh khulwaya to pta chala ,
saali kutti R.M.D khati thi…..

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40. Dhadakan dil ki ruk jati hai ,
sanse aksar tham jati hai,

bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
jab gf se shaadi karne ki naubat aati hai!


41. Aisa dostana hamara ,
main kashti tu kinara,
main dhanush tu teer
main matar tu paneer,
main varsha tu badal ,
main rajma tu chawal
main hot tu cool
main april tu fool……

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42. chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam
ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge
aur 12th paas karne ke baad hi
koi nayi ladki patayenge…

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43. Haar se pehle mai umeeed kyu chhodu…!
wah wah
haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu…!
daya bola ….
payment sabko milti hai,
dfarwaza hamesha mai hi kyu todu”

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44. Pyar kabhi na karna pardeshi se,
rote-rote naina thak jayenge,
pyar karna ho to karo hameshaq padoshi se ,
roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge….

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45. kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna
mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ka yaad rakhna
hamari yaadon ki khushboo zarror aayegi,
tum bus apni naak rakhna..

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46. Pagal aashiq ho jaate hain pyaar mei ,
baaki kasar poori ho jati hain intezaar mei,
magar yeh fauzi dilruba nahi samjhti,
gol-gappe khaati phirti hain baazar mei.!!!

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47. Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai
to kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai
kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAJ hai..

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48. Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
TATA namak istemal karo
kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai …

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49. Dil sapno se HOUSEFULL ‘ hai…
pura hona bhi DOUTFULL ‘ hai…
is duniya me har chiz WONDERFULL’ hai..
kyuki llife tum jaise dosto se ‘ COLOURFULL’ hai

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50. Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
tere pyar mein jee aur mar aakta hu ,
phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi ,
yeh formula duari pe bhi try kar sakta hu….


51. Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai.
hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai…
ab jada gurrur mat karna kyoki …
aaj april fool hai….

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52. Chiragon mein agar noor na hota..,
to tanha dil itna majbur na hota ,
kasam se hum aapse milne zarur aate,
agar aapka aashiyana itni door na hota..

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53. Unki gali se mera janaza nikla ,
wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
rakh ka mere janaza kamine usko patane lage.

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54. na ishq kar mere yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satai hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yeh kharcha bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai…

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55. Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
dosti huri tab sath saheli thi,
pyar hua to vo paheli thi ,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala
wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi….

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56. Na muskurane ko jee chahta hai,
na kuch khane-peene na sone ko jee chahta hai,
ye garmi ab bardaast nahi hoti ,
sab chhod kar ab shimla chale jane ko jee chahta hai..

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57. Her doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai ,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai

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58. Mohabat karne wala ko inwar achha nahi lagata
duniya walo ko iqrar achha nahi lagata ,
jab tak ladaka bhag na jaye ,
gharwalo ko pyaar sachha nahi lagata….

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59. Fida hu uski chaal pe,
uske bolne ki taal pe,
chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
per
bol deta hu sare jahan se
nazar mat daalna meri maal pe….

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60. Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko ,
dil se TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai….!


61. Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata ,
pyar kare se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna ,
bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata….

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62. Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur milatte hai
unka to timepass ho jata hai….
kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai

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63. sitaro mein aap
, hawao mein aap ,
fizao mein aap ,
baharo mein aap,
dhop mein app,
chaaon mein aap ,
sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota..?

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64. Aapki yad mein humne nai kalam uthai
liye paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge
magar wo to baccchon ko darane kaam aayee…

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65. Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein
zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi
socha tha chhor denge is raah ko ,
kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi…

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66. likho to paigam kuch aise likhna
ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye
her lafz me wo dard bhar do….
ke padne wala dishprin kha ke so jaaye

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67. chali jati hain wo ebauty palour yun,
unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana…
abkon samjhaye en ladkiya ko
mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jane…

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68. Teri galiyo main kadam nahi rakhe ge hum aaj ke bad
kyoki kichad ho gaya hai barsat ke bad…….

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69. Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
humme bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
magar ab karaenge zara gaur ke saat,
kyunki kai dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath.

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70. Arz kiya hai…
Udher aap majabur baithey hain
idher hum khamosh baithay hain
baat ho to kaise ho janab
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithay hain…!!


71. Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me,
tujheko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu….

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72. Phone mat kiya karo dear ,
mom hoti hai near ,
papa se lagta hai fear
baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
isliye sms karo dear,
without fear & very clear

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73. har khwab humesha sacha nahi hota,
bohot zyada pyaar bhi acha nahi hota,
kisi ko kum na samajna is duniya mein dost,
kyu ki har dudh peene wala bachcha nahi hota.

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74. ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho ,
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho ,
khuda kara hamaari dosti itni gehri ho ,
ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…

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75. Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai
unka to timepass ho jata hai…..
kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai…

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76. sitaro mein aap
hawao mein aap
fizao mein aap
baharo mein aap
dhop mein aap
chaaon mein aap
sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thinka nahi hota….

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77. Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko,
lubhata hai par beech mein tere bhai ka
virus aa jata hai!!!

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78. mandir m3ein jap karta hoon,
maszid mein adab karta hoon
inssan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko sms karke pap karta hoon…

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79. Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hain
darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baithe hain
par haaye re meri kismat
koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi…

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80. sher sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno
main sher sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno
ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …..


81. Tumse milne ki tamanna hai …..
pyar ka eearada hai……..
aur ek vaada hai ……..jaanam

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82. tum jabse meri zindagi mein ,
aayi ho banke female yaad raha ab
kuch,na postman ,na e-mail…

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83. kay chaal hai tumhaari,
jaise chalti hai koi catwhat is youer ICQ
number aao kar3ein chat…..

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84. jaane kyon log flirt karte hain
jaane kyon woh affiairs chalate hain
jaane kyon ..jaane kyon…
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

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85. sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..!

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86. jab bhilate hain teri yad hawa ke jhoke.
aag maji ke gulista pe laga dete hain

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87. dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
miss call toa kar liya karo

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88. Roz subha hum karte haiitne pyar se
unhe good morning ..woh humhe
ghoor kar dekhte hainjaise O ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS….

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89. Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi,
hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi,
hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
isliye hamne uski bahen pata rakhi thi…..

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90. apne chehre seruswaiyoon ka ERROR
to hatao , jaenman apne dil ka
PASSWORD to batao!!!!


91. wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi…

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92. ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
d for dog n c for cat

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93. mere marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat
bahana ..agar yaaad aaye meri to ssedhe upar chale aana
agar wah me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai

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94. phool kilna chahati hain kali khilne nahi deti
girl friend milana chahati hain magar uski mami
milane nahi deti….

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95. jab bhi hota hain deedar ,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar
par yeh sochkar lehte hain ,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

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96. Shayad mere pyar ko tastekarna bhool gaye…
dil sey aisa cut kiyake
paste karna bhool gaye….

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97. kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai
pade bhi to kya pade……

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98. Hawa ke jhoke se khulne wala jura
nahi hota sada hasne wala kabhi budha nahi hota….

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99. april fool banaaya to unako gussa aaya
to mera kya qasoor zamaane ka qasoor
jisne dastoor banaaya

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100. Kya leke aye they,
kya lekar jaoge ,
mujhe sms na karke ,
zalim kitne paise bachaoge..!

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